In the 20’s

Quarantine Partner

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Your phone rings, it’s not Calvin, a video call from Collins; he probably has the cure for corona and that can wait. No, you know what he wants, ex-FWB who hasn’t subscribed that you turned a leaf. It’s been 3.3months since. Tempting as it is to pick up, listen to his charms and have him over, you hate to betray the books you’ve been reading, Power of the pussy, He’s just not that into you, think like a man act like a woman, and secrets of fascinating womanhood. Call goes unanswered.

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Saturday afternoon. I’m at a baby shower. It’s in Ukambani. In this land, `if there is no colour, Kaos are not boarding’.

Look at mangoes, and melons.

So Yellow and blue as dress code, relieved someone did not suggest red and purple. Venue is at one of our friends’ house. We have organized this shower for 2months. It’s a surprise

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7.30 am, Thursday morning. Oh my. This will be the longest day of my life. Departmental meetings await and everyone will report on their progress against targets. We expect the manager’s nephew to suit up and arrive at 7.42am which trust me is 6hours earlier than his normal arrival time….

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You must have crossed lines in the streets of `mtandao’ otherwise; you do not belong to slay age and slayage. Her tall thin heels remind you of Science workbook and the page that showed types of beaks. She clarified they are called stilettos and heaven, you could not forget to…

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  Mum, can we talk? Mmmh. This must be something. You have FINALLY gotten the time to call. (Giggles) You know how tricky working in Nairobi can be. Wake up early, get to job, leave late and by the time I want to talk, it’s past your bedtime. Work son,…

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  You believed you had it all figured out; you trusted your inner binoculars to see the future and the results? Yours would be a life of fish and chips; you would love unconditionally, pass exams squarely, pay tithe faithfully, build a home with a great view, have kids and…

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