I am straight outta Kikuyu Valley; the one with Samburu tribe; the one that Madonna discovered. (Floating? Go to twitter, type #KikuyuValley. You are welcome). I am confused between whether I told you that to enlighten you of the recently discovered Kikuyu Valley or to brag that I am…
SEXY RED LINGERIE It’s morning, you are in that sexy red lingerie. You wake up next to him. He with a belly that takes up ¾ of the bed space. How did it happen? How did you find yourself there? He is fast asleep and next to his ass…
She was the most obedient girl I knew, a girl who walked in the ways of the Lord, a hard worker. As much as college comes with many temptations, she has never tasted alcohol nor smoked. She may have gotten lighter; it’s the influence of proper diet and…
WHEN YOU COME FACE TO FACE WITH LIFE I currently read a `dear Max’ letter from Mark Zuckerberg to her new born daughter and I longed for the day my own daughter/son will come. Until then, I will keep updating this letter to him or her. Right now…
MAISHA YA KUPOTELEA NAIROBI. Guilty as charged, I have been away for a month; I waited for you guys to come up with #whenmumbiwasaway until I realized that’s a dream gone RED DEVILS and decided to have a comeback. My apologies for that one month though; it was caused by…
PLIGHT OF UNDERGRADUATES Now more than ever, I can pronounce that experience is the best teacher especially in the school of life. Just to highlight some features that stand out in the school of life, experience is the best teacher, there are no notes either hard or soft copy, during…
MCHELE FOR SURVIVAL So today I rise up and decide to tune in to a different radio station in efforts of breaking the monotony of the classic 105 out of this world narrations; I settle for Kenya’s new kiss station with Kalekye and Shaffie. I am lucky to catch up…
OPEN LETTER TO FRESHERS I have been meditating, dreaming, thinking, fantasizing and almost hallucinating and memorizing this piece; that’s why my pal keep saying writing is for twisted people. My greatest fantasy after finishing my 3.1 exams today at 12noon was to sit on my plastic chair and type this….
TEXTUAL INTERCOURSE I am older that free texts commonly honey coated as crazy sms, which have completely changed the eyes if not the entire face of communication and social life. You step into a gathering and everyone is in there smart and ugly phones, students long for that lecturer…
THE BLACK AND WHITE LIES LADIES TELL. I wrote on the lies men tell but that does not mean that the circle of Hannah is perfect. We don’t always tell the truth, sometimes it’s for fake reasons, other times it’s to keep peace. Men, rich, poor, rich, poor men are…